KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Enchantments Applied: 65 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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