KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Mines Excavated: 3383 Epic Battles Fought: 16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5698
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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