KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Towns Built: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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