KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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