KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Treasure Maps Found: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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