KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 3018
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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