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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 1093 Runes Activated: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Buildings Constructed: 49
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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