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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Magic Items Found: 7524
Astral Projections Made: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

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