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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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