LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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