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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3153 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 6927 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
so this server is like, the most epic place to be in minecraft, like seriously dude. you gotta join this server if you wanna have a blast and party with some crazy players. like, one time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like, “whoa, that’s some serious bling for your number two.”
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see. plus, we have a petting zoo with baby creepers that you can cuddle and feed cookies to.
oh, and did i mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. just make sure you have your fire resistance potion handy.
so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. milisecond sounds fine but kilosecond sounds weird, am i right?
