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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7446 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6554 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
so this server is like, the most epic place to be in minecraft, like seriously dude. you gotta join this server if you wanna have a blast and party with some crazy players. like, one time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like, “whoa, that’s some serious bling for your number two.”
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see. plus, we have a petting zoo with baby creepers that you can cuddle and feed cookies to.
oh, and did i mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. just make sure you have your fire resistance potion handy.
so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. milisecond sounds fine but kilosecond sounds weird, am i right?
