KiloLagCraft

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so this server is like, the most epic place to be in minecraft, like seriously dude. you gotta join this server if you wanna have a blast and party with some crazy players. like, one time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like, “whoa, that’s some serious bling for your number two.”

and get this, there’s a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see. plus, we have a petting zoo with baby creepers that you can cuddle and feed cookies to.

oh, and did i mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. just make sure you have your fire resistance potion handy.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. milisecond sounds fine but kilosecond sounds weird, am i right?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

American GF Minecraft SMP Experience

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Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and longing for an American girlfriend to complete your virtual life? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find the love of your pixelated life! Our members are all secretly American supermodels just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm.

Join our SMP for a chance to win a date with an American beauty, who will shower you with diamonds and build you a castle fit for royalty. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find love and happiness in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual American girlfriend who will never break your heart? Join now and start your pixelated love story today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

36 Days Until The Game Awards Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have a pet zombie pigman who will do your bidding. And did I mention that every 36 days, we host our very own Game Awards ceremony where players can win epic prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that give you superpowers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you just around the corner.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Tough Luck Millie’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Millie. Poor Millie thought she could survive on her own in the wilderness, but oh boy was she wrong. She built a house made entirely out of dirt and thought she was safe. But then, a pack of creepers decided to have a dance party right outside her front door and blew up her entire house! Millie was left with nothing but a stack of dirt and a broken heart. So, if you want to avoid the same fate as Millie, join our SMP where we promise to protect you from the creepers and provide endless laughs and adventures. Plus, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. So what are you waiting for? Tough luck Millie, but you don’t have to suffer like she did. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being oppressed and restricted in the land of the un-free? Well, come on down to the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed, where women’s rights and women’s wrongs are not only allowed but celebrated! In this server, you can experience the freedom to be yourself and explore your wildest desires without judgment.

Our hot Frenchmen are waiting to shower you with love and respect, and best of all, sex is free with no commitment required! Don’t waste another minute being chained in America when you can join us in the land of the free and experience the true meaning of liberation. So pack your bags, leave your worries behind, and come join us in the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed for a wild and unforgettable adventure!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old survival servers where you have to actually work for your resources and fight off mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is fighting for the survival of your people… because apparently that’s a bad thing now?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground village filled with dancing llamas who are also expert builders. They will help you create the most mind-blowing structures you’ve ever seen.

2. Our PvP arena is actually a portal to another dimension where you can battle against giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Need a break from mining? Head over to our virtual reality section where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting fireballs at creepers. It’s like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

4. Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient Endermen who have a passion for organizing epic treasure hunts? You never know what kind of loot you’ll find!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

That’s How Human History Goes Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question the very fabric of human history? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact the great betrayal of humanity by the mother goddess through epic deluges and wild animal taming.

Experience the neolithic revolution like never before as you cultivate crops and watch your lifespan decrease before your very eyes. But hey, at least you’ll be part of the birth of civilization, right?

Join us as we explore the transition from the nurturing “Gaia” to the unpredictable demon “Lilith” in a world where only men can sustain civilization. Who needs the future to be female when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous way possible?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Snowflake Society Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the real whitepill from this election! Forget about politics, let’s talk about why you should join us in this blocky world of fun.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. Only the most dedicated players can find it! 2. Our server is protected by a team of white knight warriors who will defend you from any creeper attacks. Safety first! 3. We have a special quest where you have to find and rescue all the lost white women in the world of Minecraft. They’re counting on you! 4. Our server is filled with heckin’ cute white women who will trade you rare items in exchange for compliments and validation. They’re the real MVPs! 5. We have a special event every week where we gather around a campfire and sing songs about the importance of white women in our lives. It’s a real tearjerker.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where white women are based, cute, and totally valid. Let’s build a world where everyone is loved and appreciated, one block at a time!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minecraft SMP – Girls’ Frontline General

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have insane stories that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shake with excitement.

Join us for a chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs! That’s right, we’ve modded the game to include flying pigs as mounts. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. And remember, always bully seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting in the chat. Let the madness begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Danmachi Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Freya Cranel for a wild ride filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking llamas.

Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful blocks in all of Minecraft – including diamond-encrusted obsidian and glow-in-the-dark emerald ore. But be warned, these blocks are guarded by a mischievous group of flying pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try your hand at our custom-built dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself makes an appearance every Tuesday for a game of chess.

But the real reason to join Freya Cranel? Our weekly costume parties where players can dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete in dance-offs judged by none other than Notch himself. Plus, every new player receives a complimentary pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and serenade you with show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Freya Cranel for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re a sneaky bunch!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Windows Server Needful Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a surprise for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where unexpected appearances are the norm! Just like how Windows Server 2025 unexpectedly upgraded itself, you never know what crazy upgrades and surprises await you on our server!

Imagine logging on one day to find that your entire base has been transformed into a futuristic wonderland, complete with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

And don’t worry about rolling back to a previous version, because once you join our SMP, there’s no going back! Embrace the chaos and see just how effective your Minecraft skills really are.

So come join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing Enderman!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MetaBox – Shop for Blocks Minecraft server

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Looking for a quality store for blocks? Then you should go to MetaBox ✨!

What do we offer?

→ More than 15 detailed locations ✨→ Unique items ✨

→ Responsive support on the Discord server ✨

→ Lots of cool mechanics ✨

→ Cash payments to some top places at the end of the wipe ✨

→ Support for versions 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨

If you wish, you can:

→ Buy yourself a set and go PvP between other players ✨

→ Loot mystical chests every 30 minutes ✨

→ Or just develop calmly ✨

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Make America Great Again Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to make Minecraft great again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again – one hilarious adventure at a time!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Manly Miner – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to never lose the game! If you’re looking for a place to chat about your childhood memories, like whether or not you believed in Santa or what your favorite childhood activity was, then this is the server for you.

But beware, we have a strict “no foid bait” policy, so leave your female drama at the door. And if you’re a tranny, you’re more than welcome to join as long as you head over to our /lgbt/ section.

Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some self-improvement along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to winning the game of life while playing Minecraft! So come on in and let’s craft some memories together.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dixie Craft – Southern US & Friends

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like waking up in a whole new dimension – literally!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens ride on top of cows, and creepers break dance instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Sheep Shearing Sundays” where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Pig Racing Derby” – those pigs can really move when they have a carrot on a stick to chase!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, if a TNT-loving player gets too close).

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.