Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6189 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!
