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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4923 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 101 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!