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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9224 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 | Ores Mined: | 7919 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!