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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 402 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!