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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 8589 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8750 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 18 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!