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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5935 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!