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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6339 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Join our server if you want to experience the joy of hearing a 10-year-old confidently declare that they’re going to “blow up the bathroom” without realizing the double entendre. Or witness a group of kids arguing over who has the biggest “diamond sword” while completely missing the innuendo.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the “Creeper King”, a player who accidentally set off so many explosions that they became the ruler of all creepers. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of the Creeper King riding into battle on a giant exploding chicken.
So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unintentional comedy and absurd adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides split from all the laughter!