KidneyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make your kidneys hurt from all the excitement? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard that your kidneys will be begging for mercy! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet, and a community of players who are all just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your kidneys may never forgive you if you don’t join our server today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crops Grown:	3793	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3537	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Potions Brewed:	135
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	6435	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!