KidneyCraft
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HamasCraft Minecraft Server
Anu, australia news, expelled, Hamas, HamasCraft, Minecraft, radio interview, Server, STUDENT, the guardian, unconditional supportso, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine this, right? you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild creeper appears outta nowhere and blows up your entire house! but don’t worry, because we have a special plugin that turns all the exploded blocks into diamonds! yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS!oh, and get this, we have a secret hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that’s filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot! but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super duper secret!
also, did i mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the pesky mobs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
oh, and one time, a player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and claimed it was haunted by ghost creepers! it was hilarious, you had to be there.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s totally off the walls and full of crazy adventures, then this is the place for you! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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GazaGangCraft
Conflict, extremism, gaza, GazaGangCraft, Hamas, Insurgent, Islamic, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, Military, occupation, Palestinian, Political, radicalization, resistance, SECURITY, Siege, Terrorism, violence, Warlol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got hamas goin full insurgent mode in gaza like wut even is happening bro u gotta see it to believe it. we got creepers blowin up like hamas missiles, skeletons shootin arrows like hamas fighters, and zombies like the civilians caught in the crossfire. join now for the most intense minecraft experience of ur life, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper lol). -
SmellyMermaidCraft
Aquatic, ariel, bad odor, body odor, Disney, fairy tale, FANTASY, fishy, half-fish, hygiene, MAGICAL, Mermaid, mythical creature, ocean scent, odor control, personal care, princess, sea creature, smell, SmellyMermaidCraft, Underwaterjoin our epic minecraft server where you can swim with ariel and smell her fishy goodness! but don’t worry, we have magical soap that makes her smell like roses! plus, you can ride on a giant sea turtle and battle evil sea witches with your trusty diamond sword! come join the fun and make a splash in our crazy underwater world! -
BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server
Allies, Anglo world, appreciation, BaguetteCraft, cheque, Conflict, cooperation, DEBT, Diplomacy, French, Generosity, Gratitude, History, Honor, international relations, Minecraft, Repayment, Respect, sacrifice, Server, solidarity, war effort, world warsAre you tired of the French not showing enough gratitude for all the help they received in the world wars? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole section dedicated to teaching the French some manners! Join us and help us make them pay back that “cheque” in the most epic way possible. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with baguettes and croissants for all our players to enjoy. So come on, join us and show those Frenchies who’s boss! -
NieceSingsOffensiveTunes Minecraft Server
Apology, beep-boop, Chinese, Ding Dong, door bell, family, innocent, karaoke time, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, NieceSingsOffensiveTunes, offensive song, Pick up, ROBOT, School, Server, sibling, singing, suspension, sweet natured, Teacher, UpsetWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a laugh riot like no other! Join us for some epic karaoke sessions that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!Picture this: you and your niece, cruising down the virtual streets of Minecraft, belting out popular songs with a hilarious twist. From “meow meow meow” to “beep-boop beep beep-boop,” the fun never stops!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a new hit sensation called “ching-chong ching ching-chong” that will have you in stitches. Just be careful not to offend any virtual teachers along the way!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just remember, we take no responsibility for any school suspensions that may occur due to our infectious karaoke sessions. Oopsie daisy!
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DeadbeatDadDeniedInheritance
act of kindness, aunts, child support, condition, deadbeat father, DeadbeatDadDeniedInheritance, estranged father, family, GRANDPA, House, Illness, Inheritance, intense pressure, legal guardian, MONEY, moral question, PRESSURE, Siblings, uncles, WillLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this family feud!Imagine a world where your estranged father tries to steal your Minecraft diamonds, but you have a will from your grandpa that says otherwise. Will you stand your ground and defend your virtual inheritance? Or will you cave under the pressure of your dad’s siblings and give up your loot for the sake of their struggling kids? The choice is yours!
With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!
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PuppyPvP: Doggone Dangerous Gaza Fun
animal cruelty, Attack, brutality, combat dog, Conflict, Dangerous, death, doggone, extremism, Fun, gaza, Hamas, idf, Insurgency, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Palestinian, PuppyPvP, SECURITY, Terrorism, Troops, violence, WarYo, you gotta join this server, man! We got crazier stuff happenin’ than Hamas killin’ IDF combat dogs and riggin’ ’em to kill troops in Gaza! Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ laser beams outta their eyes, and creepers wearin’ top hats and monocles. Plus, our admin is a literal unicorn who grants wishes to anyone who finds the magical rainbow block. So come on and join the fun, before the chickens start a revolution and take over the server!