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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2335 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 162 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Picture this: you spawn into our world and suddenly you’re surrounded by talking animals wearing top hats and monocles. They greet you with a chorus of “Welcome, young adventurer! Prepare yourself for the wackiest journey of your life!” As you explore, you come across a giant rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Diamond blocks.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of chicken nuggets and commands an army of explosive chickens. Don’t worry, they won’t harm you unless you try to take their precious nugget crown.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Or build a castle out of marshmallows and cotton candy? The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the absurdity begin!