KidCraftMistakes | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Divine Spears Created:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Dimension Hops:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mines Excavated:	1128
Runes Activated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Potions Brewed:	145	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	1784	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Items Found:	7668
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
New Chunks Explored:	65432	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5615	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crops Grown:	3551

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5588
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Towns Built:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	84
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Runes Activated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Players:	91/300	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3