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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 2911 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Villages Defended: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
If you’re tired of pushover parents and grandmas who let their kids run wild, then this is the server for you. We promise to provide a safe environment where you can say “STOP RIGHT NOW” to any unruly children who dare to enter your virtual shed.
So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show those entitled toddlers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Just watch out for those fish hooks, they can be a real pain in the foot!