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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 7515 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 643 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server where the battles are as crazy as russia’s military strategy, then come join us. we got all the fun and chaos u could ever want. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about how not to defend your borders. it’s a wild ride, my friends. come join us now!