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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3805 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 7445 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3015 |
But that’s not all! Remember how your parents never let you stay up past 8 pm? Well, on our server, the party never stops! Stay up all night mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and causing chaos with your fellow players. Who needs sleep when you have a virtual world to conquer?
And let’s not forget about those cringeworthy school dances where you were too afraid to ask your crush to slow dance. On our server, you can finally make your move! Build the most romantic pixelated dance floor, invite your crush to join you, and sweep them off their virtual feet. Who needs real-life rejection when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the things that sucked as a kid, but are fucking awesome as an adult!