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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5806 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 209 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Remember how your parents never let you stay up past 8 pm? Well, on our server, the party never stops! Stay up all night mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and causing chaos with your fellow players. Who needs sleep when you have a virtual world to conquer?
And let’s not forget about those cringeworthy school dances where you were too afraid to ask your crush to slow dance. On our server, you can finally make your move! Build the most romantic pixelated dance floor, invite your crush to join you, and sweep them off their virtual feet. Who needs real-life rejection when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the things that sucked as a kid, but are fucking awesome as an adult!