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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5604 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
so, like, if you wanna be a chick magnet in minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro! cuz, like, studies show that women think guys are hotter when they’re all nice to kids, ya know? so, like, if you wanna impress the ladies and be the ultimate babe magnet, come join our server where you can show off your caring side by building epic playgrounds and teaching the little minecraft villagers how to farm and stuff. trust me, dude, you’ll be drowning in dates in no time! plus, rumor has it that the more kids you interact with on the server, the better your chances of finding hidden treasure and unlocking secret levels. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate babe magnet in minecraft!
