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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5675 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9624 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mobs, and no puddles of pee in sight. Our community is all about respect and cleanliness, so you can game in peace without worrying about slipping in someone else’s mess.
And hey, if you ever need to get away from annoying family members like Josh, just log on to our server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way cheaper than booking a last-minute hotel room near Disneyland.
So come on over and join us for a pee-free, drama-free Minecraft experience. Your virtual bathroom floor will thank you!