KeylessCraft: Roomie Drama

access control, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, convenience, Decision making, Drama, firearms, key, KeylessCraft, living arrangements, privacy, relationships, Respect, Roomie, roommate, roommate agreement, SECURITY, shared space, Trust

Are you tired of unwanted boyfriends getting keys to your apartment? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, only the most deserving players get keys to the kingdom! Just like this player’s roommate’s boyfriend, you’ll have to prove yourself worthy of access to our epic world.

Join us and experience the thrill of earning your key through epic quests and challenges. Just like this player, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to gain entry to our exclusive server. Will you be able to convince the admins that you deserve a key, or will you be left out in the cold like this poor boyfriend?

Don’t be the asshole who just gives out keys willy-nilly – join our server and earn your place in the kingdom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be telling crazy stories about how you fought off a horde of creepers just to get your hands on that coveted key. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to key-dom!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	85
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockyLifeLessons

BlockyLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hard lessons, hard-won wisdom, lessons learned, life experiences, life lessons, life lessons learned, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, trial and error, valuable lessons, wisdom gained

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all your precious loot? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special enchantment that makes you immune to lava! That’s right, you can swim in lava like it’s a hot tub and not even break a sweat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join us and party with these explosive dancers all night long!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a maze of zombie pigmen. Don’t worry, they’re all trained professionals and won’t bite…much.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	114	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HouthiMissileSnipe

Advanced technology, air defense, anti-missile system, Arrow system, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, defense system, defense technology, Houthi missile, HouthiMissileSnipe, idf, intercept, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile defense, missile interception, national security, SECURITY, Technology

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna have a blast in Minecraft. like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet out of diamonds and everyone had to use it as a portal to another dimension. it was wild, man.

plus, we got this super cool feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s totally legit, trust me.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, it’s like the hottest spot in the server. you gotta be there to believe it.

so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta come hang out with us. we’re like the coolest kids on the block, except we’re all pixelated and stuff.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FlameCraft: Hot & Dry Amazon

Amazon, Biodiversity loss, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate resilience, Deforestation, drier, DRY, ecological balance, environmental impact, extreme weather events, FlameCraft, flammable, Forest fires, global warming, hot, natural disasters, south america, South American ecosystems, temperature rise, Warmer, weather extremes, weather patterns

come join our epic minecraft server where we set the amazon rainforest on fire every day for funsies! watch out for the flaming mobs and lava rivers, it’s a real scorcher out there! but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to put out the flames and save the day.

if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even try to tame a fire-breathing dragon and ride it around the server like a boss. just be careful not to get burned to a crisp!

so come on down to our server and experience the heat of south america like never before. it’s a real hot mess, but we wouldn’t have it any other way. see you there, fire starters! 🔥🐉🌴

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LostCraft survival without wipes and without privates Minecraft server

Buildings, Coreprotect, Discordsrv, Farms, game content, GSit, hard difficulty, Hard Server, natural survival, no admin, No Donations, No Private, No Wipes, no world boundaries, no world wipes, Peaceful, Plasmovoice, PlayerAnalytics, SkinsRestorer, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist, x-ray protection

Vanilla survival server with Hard difficulty without privates!Access to the server by requests in the WhiteList on the Discord serverAdequate adult players who come to play their favorite game and relax from everyday life.

➥ Without world wipes and without world boundaries➥ Daily backups to prevent loss of player progress➥ Without a neck, compliance with the rules is mandatory➥ No admin/creativity for money or free of charge, natural survival. No objects will ever fall into the world from creativity or team➥ Game difficulty on the Hard server (it will be difficult to survive)➥ There are protection mechanisms against x-ray and other cheats that can give someone an advantage over other players➥ You can build any farms and buildings of any size, the server will “withstand the load”➥ Wonderful, calm lamp atmosphere of the minecraft game with adequate people

What are plugins and non-standard:► Record block and chest events with the ability to only view actions (CoreProtect)► Voice chat (PlasmoVoice)► Ability to sit wherever you want (GSit)► Installing skins by command (SkinsRestorer)► Server integration with Discord (DiscordSRV)► Game statistics on the server (PlayerAnalytics)

✶ As you may have noticed, these plugins do not affect the Vanilla gameplay in any way, that’s why they exist.

✶ We try to always update the game server to the latest version so that you feel comfortable playing with new game content and mechanics.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	420
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Get ready for some vanilla fun on ClassicMC! No mods, just good ol’ whitelist survival with a side of Java.

#exciting, balance, Balanced, BUILD, Classicmc, Community, convenience, Discord, Enhancements, Environment, Explore, Fun, Good, java, Mods, newcomers, Plugins, Ready, Server, Side, smp, Survival, TEAM, Trade, Tweaks, Twist, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist

Welcome to ClassicMC!

IP	ClassicMC.mine.nu
Version	1.21+
Mode	Survival Semi-Vanilla

ClassicMC is the perfect blend of classic Minecraft survival with just the right touch of enhancements! We’re a semi-vanilla survival server that stays true to the authentic Minecraft experience, while adding a few quality-of-life features to make your journey even more fun. What You’ll Find on ClassicMC:

Version 1.21+ – Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft features.
Pure Survival – Enjoy a balanced, survival-focused world with minimal plugins.
Community-Driven – Our friendly and growing community is always ready to team up, trade, and build.
Enhanced Gameplay – While we keep it vanilla, a few small tweaks add convenience and keep things exciting!

Whether you love building, exploring, or surviving, ClassicMC offers a welcoming environment for both seasoned players and newcomers alike. Join us and experience survival Minecraft with a twist! If you’re interested please visit our discord https://discord.gg/ReTdxmVFRR

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What version is ClassicMC?	ClassicMC is on version 1.21+.
What mode does ClassicMC operate in?	ClassicMC is a Survival Semi-Vanilla server.
Does ClassicMC have a community?	Yes, ClassicMC has a friendly and growing community that is always ready to team up, trade, and build.
Are there any gameplay enhancements on ClassicMC?	While ClassicMC maintains a vanilla experience, there are a few small tweaks that add convenience and excitement to gameplay.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7423	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dumb Slut’s Minecraft Server

bullying, character assassination, cyberbullying, damage control, defamation, derogatory, dumb, gossip, Harassment, insult, Mean girls, mental health, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, online shaming, reputation, rumor, self esteem, Server, slut, Sluts, social media, word is

Listen up, fellow gamers! Have you heard about the legendary Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Word on the block is that this server is so crazy, it makes Herobrine look like a total noob!

Join us if you dare to challenge the reigning queen of the server, who is rumored to be a dumb slut with a heart of gold (or maybe just a heart of diamond blocks, who knows?). Legend has it that she once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. Talk about girl power!

But that’s not all – this server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles made entirely of TNT to pixel art masterpieces that will make your eyes pop out of your head, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally, we have a mod for that). Let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Feeling Overcome Minecraft SMP

anhedonia, Ayahuasca, coping mechanisms, depression, feeling, healing, ISOLATION, lost soul, love, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, Overcome, psychological damage, Religion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-realization, smp, Therapy

Are you tired of feeling like your brain is a black hole, sucking up all your happiness and leaving you in a state of eternal misery? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the void of despair by building, exploring, and making new friends in a world where the only thing collapsing in on itself is that creeper you just blew up.

Forget therapy, ayahuasca, or love – the only cure for your soul-sucking emptiness is joining our server and unleashing your inner block-building genius. Who needs a sense of self when you can have a diamond sword and a pet llama named Larry? Say goodbye to your opaque vapor-filled brain and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your psychological damage in the dust as you embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that intangible part of yourself that you thought was lost forever. Or you’ll just have a blast mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes – either way, it’s a win-win!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, introspection, learning experiences, letting go, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, second chances, self reflection, smp, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from a life of eternal shame and FOMO!

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s right, on our server, the laws of Minecraft physics are completely twisted and turned upside down for your amusement.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. Will you be the one to outsmart the infamous ghostly figure and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So why waste another second living with regret when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyKidzBelieve

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood stories, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, CraftyKidzBelieve, funny memories, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and embark on a journey to dig all the way to China and trade diamonds for fortune cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them in their underground rave parties and show off your best dance moves while avoiding getting blown up.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and diamonds grow on trees. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7025	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BabyBlockerCraft

BabyBlockerCraft, Ban, child rearing, child-free lifestyle, children, controversy, cultural values, debate, Defending, family, freedom of speech, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, parenting, policy making, restrictions, russia, social norms, society

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can like, build a whole world and stuff? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds and BAM! a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your whole house! it’s like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, bro.

and get this, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a giant disco party… or something like that. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the legendary diamond sword that can shoot lasers and summon dragons? yeah, it’s totally a thing on this server. you gotta join and get your hands on that bad boy ASAP.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever! it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pixel Bonding: Single Electron Fun

atomic links, atomic structure, atomic theory, Bonding, carbon atoms, carbon chemistry, carbon molecules, chemical bonds, chemical reactions, Chemists, covalent bonds, electron, electron pairs, electron sharing, Fun, molecular bonds, observations, PIXEL, researchers, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, single, single-electron bonds, Strong Bonds

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got atoms sharing electron pairs like they’re besties at a sleepover. But get this, we also got single-electron covalent bonds between two carbon atoms, like they’re on a blind date or something. It’s cray cray, man!

Join this server if you wanna witness the ultimate chemistry experiment gone wrong. Watch as atoms bond in ways you never thought possible, creating a whole new world of chaos and confusion. Who needs traditional covalent bonds when you can have single-electron bonds that defy all logic?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see just how insane Minecraft can get. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	71	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Thoughts Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural integration, discrimination, Diversity, european politics, germany, immigration, law enforcement, migrant crisis, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, nafris, Opinions, opinions on nafris, racial profiling, Refugees, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thoughts, thoughts on nafris

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party for all our players to enjoy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nafris, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can defeat them in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me – a dance-off! So put on your best dancing shoes and get ready to boogie with the Nafris for a chance to win some epic loot.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of candy, and challenge a dragon to a game of chess all in the same day? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom

adult content, Adventure, Anime, Beach, comedy, coom, Coom Piece, ecchi, fanfiction, FANTASY, lewd, Lewd Piece, Manga, Minecraft, Nami, NSFW, NUDIST, nudity, one piece, Piece, Pirate, Sexy, smp, swimsuit

So, guess what? Nami has decided to embrace her true self and become a nudist on the server! She’s out here strutting her stuff, mining diamonds in the buff, and building epic structures in her birthday suit. Join our server and witness the legend of Nami, the naked warrior of Minecraft! Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence like hers? Plus, rumor has it that creepers are too distracted by her bold fashion choices to even think about exploding. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Nami and the rest of our crazy crew!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PoolPeepingSteve

age, Apology, awkward, Boss, busy day, complaint, creepy behavior, duty of care, Feedback, Friends, lifeguard, lifeguard uniform, misunderstanding, Pool, PoolPeepingSteve, STARING, supervisor, swimmer, Swimwear, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	46	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EndlessFun Minecraft SMP

endlessfun, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up stand-up comedy as a side gig.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	2395	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.