Kevin’s Crazy Craft Kingdom – Rule #13: No Pants Allowed!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of the Kevin Spencer show!

Imagine a world where sociopathic, alcoholic teenagers run amok, accompanied by a magical goose who gives terrible advice. Picture fat, alcoholic parents getting into shouting matches, committing adultery, and beating each other up – all in the name of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that it’s even banned on /co/ – that’s how you know it’s the real deal. So if you want to post fan art, discuss all things Kevin Spencer, or just revel in the madness, this is the place to be.

And the best part? You can watch all the insanity unfold for free on YouTube and Tubi. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the mayhem for yourself! Kevin Spencer would be proud.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
New Chunks Explored:	588196	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4087	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5574
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Farms Harvested:	851	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Emeralds Found:	3592	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Potions Brewed:	189	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7024
Dragon Eggs Found:	2867	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!