Kevin’s Crazy Craft Kingdom – Rule #13: No Pants Allowed!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of the Kevin Spencer show!

Imagine a world where sociopathic, alcoholic teenagers run amok, accompanied by a magical goose who gives terrible advice. Picture fat, alcoholic parents getting into shouting matches, committing adultery, and beating each other up – all in the name of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that it’s even banned on /co/ – that’s how you know it’s the real deal. So if you want to post fan art, discuss all things Kevin Spencer, or just revel in the madness, this is the place to be.

And the best part? You can watch all the insanity unfold for free on YouTube and Tubi. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the mayhem for yourself! Kevin Spencer would be proud.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5236	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ores Mined:	7276
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Falling into the Void:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Items Found:	7006	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	165	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Crops Grown:	6829

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	145	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	108	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!