Kevin’s Crazy Craft Kingdom – Rule #13: No Pants Allowed!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of the Kevin Spencer show!

Imagine a world where sociopathic, alcoholic teenagers run amok, accompanied by a magical goose who gives terrible advice. Picture fat, alcoholic parents getting into shouting matches, committing adultery, and beating each other up – all in the name of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that it’s even banned on /co/ – that’s how you know it’s the real deal. So if you want to post fan art, discuss all things Kevin Spencer, or just revel in the madness, this is the place to be.

And the best part? You can watch all the insanity unfold for free on YouTube and Tubi. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the mayhem for yourself! Kevin Spencer would be proud.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Animals Bred:	98	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6560	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Villages Defended:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Potions Brewed:	35	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6507	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!