Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of the Kevin Spencer show!

Imagine a world where sociopathic, alcoholic teenagers run amok, accompanied by a magical goose who gives terrible advice. Picture fat, alcoholic parents getting into shouting matches, committing adultery, and beating each other up – all in the name of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that it’s even banned on /co/ – that’s how you know it’s the real deal. So if you want to post fan art, discuss all things Kevin Spencer, or just revel in the madness, this is the place to be.

And the best part? You can watch all the insanity unfold for free on YouTube and Tubi. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the mayhem for yourself! Kevin Spencer would be proud.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Villages Defended: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Casual Sex Attracts Subterranean Minecraft SMP

    Casual Sex Attracts Subterranean Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the conspiracy theories floating around! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the truth behind subterranean spirits in vaginas, children wanting cancer, and reptilian hybrids shaking up the world.

    Looking to reduce your age by having your atoms revolved? We’ve got you covered. Want to chat with the ghosts of ancestors who appointed you as a shaman? We’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the 5G technology conspiracy – it’s all real, folks.

    So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of the universe together. Just remember, the truth is out there…and it’s probably hiding behind a pixelated block somewhere.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SnitchCraft Minecraft Server

    SnitchCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where snitches get stitches and ACs are worth their weight in gold! Join us for a wild ride of drama and intrigue as we navigate the treacherous world of virtual item trading.

    Looking for a place to unleash your inner detective skills? Look no further! Our server is filled with juicy scandals and backstabbing friends who will stop at nothing to get their hands on that coveted AC unit. Will you be the hero who exposes the scammers, or will you join forces with the dark side and profit off of other people’s generosity?

    But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual world. One wrong move and you could find yourself blocked, banned, or worse – the subject of endless gossip in the neighborhood chat. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the underbelly of the buy nothing group – just make sure you’re prepared for the consequences!

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Remember, in this world, snitches might get stitches, but they also get a front-row seat to all the action!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 New Chunks Explored: 382110
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • LuxHotelAFK

    LuxHotelAFK
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with my brother? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning your life choices just like I questioned mine after that hotel incident.

    Our server is like that last drink your brother just couldn’t resist – once you join, you won’t be able to leave! With unlimited possibilities and unlimited chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like my brother, who always takes things to the extreme, our server will push you to your limits (and maybe even break a glass door or two).

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a night out with my brother, join us now! Just make sure to have your parents’ credit card handy for any unexpected charges… 😉 #YOLOminecraftserver

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Crops Grown: 1017
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • LebCraft: Macron’s Plea

    LebCraft: Macron’s Plea
    lol ok so like this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like Macron himself called on the US to like pressure Israel to accept this epic Lebanon ceasefire plan but like instead of that drama u can just join our server and build epic stuff and battle mobs and stuff u know? like who needs real world drama when u can have virtual world fun amirite? so come join us and leave all that political stuff behind cuz we’re all about having a good time and building crazy stuff in Minecraft. u won’t regret it, promise!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Awkward Last Words RP

    Awkward Last Words RP
    so, like, imagine if you were on this server, right? and you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle or whatever, and then all of a sudden you get attacked by a gang of evil chickens with swords! like, what even is that, bro? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a giant flying pig to escape those pesky poultry.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s lit, fam.

    and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to the nether and challenge the devil himself to a game of rock-paper-scissors. spoiler alert: he always picks rock.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience all the craziness for yourself. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ParentalForce Minecraft Server

    ParentalForce Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a potato couch and wish your parents had pushed you to be a jock like Chad over here? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your athletic dreams without ever having to break a sweat in real life! Join us and become the ultimate Chad, leading your virtual squad to victory while never having to worry about being an incel. Who needs real-life athleticism when you can dominate the digital world instead? Join now and start living your jock fantasy!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt houses and basic mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs wear top hats.

    Our server is so wild that the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant flying taco that shoots cheese at you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy.

    But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that include rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and flying pigs. Plus, we have redeemable codes that give you Primogems, because why not mix Genshin Impact with Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Just be prepared to fight off hordes of evil llamas and ride on rainbow-colored horses. It’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyCookingWifeNoob

    CraftyCookingWifeNoob
    Looking for a place to escape your real-life drama and join a community where cooking tantrums are a thing of the past? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and leave behind the chaos of a spouse who can’t even boil water without throwing a fit. On our server, everyone pitches in to create delicious virtual meals together – no tantrums allowed!

    Imagine a world where you can grill chicken in peace, without worrying about your partner refusing to put away the spices. Our server is a place where teamwork in the kitchen is celebrated, not met with complaints.

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Say goodbye to real-life kitchen nightmares and hello to a virtual world where everyone helps out – even if they’re just pixels on a screen!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • DateRedFlagsMC SMP

    DateRedFlagsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to experience dates with creepers that explode in your face, skeletons shooting arrows of love at you, and zombies trying to steal your heart (literally). Red flags on dates? How about when your date turns out to be a disguised Enderman looking for a new block to add to their collection!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with quirky characters like a villager who thinks they’re a llama, a wandering trader who only trades in rotten flesh, and a witch who brews love potions that always backfire.

    So come join us for a date night like no other, where the only thing you’ll be swiping right on is your trusty diamond sword. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BlockyBossRequests

    BlockyBossRequests
    Are you tired of your boss asking you to do ridiculous things like filing paperwork in alphabetical order or making coffee with your eyes closed? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your boss’s crazy demands again. Here, you can build a giant statue of your boss out of diamonds and watch it get blown up by a creeper for your own personal satisfaction. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you turn your boss into a zombie pigman every time they try to boss you around. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to ridiculous boss requests forever!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NukeCraft: China’s Sinkin’ Submarine

    NukeCraft: China’s Sinkin’ Submarine
    lol imagine if that submarine was in minecraft! well guess what, on our server, you can build your own nuclear-powered submarine and watch it sink to the depths of the ocean in epic fashion! join us for the most explosive underwater adventures you’ll ever experience, just don’t forget your scuba gear!

    we’ve got a secret underwater city where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony, and you can join in on their wild parties and quests for hidden treasure. but beware, the kraken might just decide to crash the party and wreak havoc on everything in sight!

    if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of exploring the mysterious underwater caves filled with rare ores and deadly creatures. just remember to bring your trusty pickaxe and some enchanted armor, because you never know what dangers lurk in the dark depths below.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the wildest underwater adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy underwater world.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Fishy Minds Minecraft Server

    Fishy Minds Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where eating fish will make u smarter than a super genius with a PhD in rocket science!!! 🚀🐟 our players who chow down on fishies have been known to outsmart even the most devious creepers and build the most mind-blowing structures in the game! 🏗️🐠

    we’ve got fishy feasts galore, with underwater buffets filled with all the fish u can eat to level up ur brain power to infinity and beyond! 🧠🚀 plus, our fish-filled world is teeming with hidden treasures and secret underwater caves just waiting to be explored by ur newly enhanced cognitive abilities! 🕵️‍♂️🐟

    so come on over to our server and join the school of fish-loving players who are taking over the minecraft universe, one brain-boosting bite at a time! 🐟🎮 #FishAreFriendsAndBrainFood #JoinUsAndBeAMinecraftGenius

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Intentional Minecraft Server

    Intentional Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to step foot on it! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “There’s no fuckin way this is real!” But oh, it is real, my friend. It is real. So grab your diamond sword and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’ve been cooling CPUs since 2011! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was actually founded by a group of penguins who were tired of the heat in Antarctica and decided to start a Minecraft community to chill out. And let me tell you, these penguins know a thing or two about keeping things cool.

    Not only will you get to play with these cool penguins, but we also have a secret underground ice cave where you can mine for diamonds while sipping on frozen margaritas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a volcano filled with lava and diamonds. It’s a real blast!

    So come join our server and experience the coolest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, it’s nothing personnel, kid.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • RingCraft Minecraft Server

    RingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for your partner to finally get you an engagement ring? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to wait a year for a ring – in fact, we’ll give you a virtual engagement ring as soon as you join!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of finding the perfect engagement ring for yourself, just like our player who took matters into her own hands. Who needs a partner to pick out a ring when you can do it yourself and avoid all the drama?

    Plus, on our server, you can even design your own wedding ring to match your new engagement ring! No more waiting around for someone else to make decisions for you – take control of your virtual love life on our server.

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to waiting for a ring that may never come. Who needs a real engagement ring when you can have a virtual one on our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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