Kevin’s Crazy Craft Kingdom – Rule #13: No Pants Allowed!

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, Career Change, financial recovery, financial setback, finding purpose, fresh start, job loss, Job Search, life reset, lost everything, new beginnings, overcoming adversity, personal growth, rebuilding confidence, rebuilding life, resilience, second chance, Self Discovery, Starting from scratch, starting over, status loss

Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Towns Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Animals Bred:	95

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

Account.., alive and dead cat, Amazon, Austrian physicist, cat in a box, Paradox, philosophical paradox, physics experiment, quantum entanglement, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger, Schrödingers, scientific thought experiment, scientist, superposition, theoretical physics, thought experiment, Uncertainty Principle, wave function collapse

haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

air quality, airborne toxins, carcinogens, chemical exposure, CraftyCraft, environmental health, flexible materials, garden hoses, health risks, long tail tags, lunchboxes, phthalates, plastic chemicals, plastic pollution, PlasticizerFree, plasticizers, Pollution, reproductive toxins, shower curtains, socal, southern california, toxic exposure, Upholstery

Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4545

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

auction house, Aurelium Skills, Battles, Biomes, Buy Rent Houses, Datapacks, Economy, EconomyPremium, EuroPlayZone Lands, GSit, HAT, Incendium, Lands, leveled mobs, Minecraft, MoreOres, Nullscape, Plugins, Survival, terra, Terralith, Veinminer

Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game! ⚔️

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Animals Bred:	54	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Farms Harvested:	464
Villages Defended:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

acceptance, CraftyCouple, discrimination, equality, free speech, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender transition, Hate Speech, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, Minecraft, smp, transgender rights, Transphobia

Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Buildings Constructed:	32	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DocBlockDaycare

Appointment, Babysitting, boyfriend’s family, BROKE, concern, daycare, DocBlockDaycare, doctor’s appointment, Driving, Forgot, gas money, health, last minute, lump in breast, out of state, paid, payment, School, Siblings, sister

Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Star Shards Collected:	224	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BrainPowerVSWill SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TrustCraft: Love Edition

Commitment, Communication, Connection, doubt, Edition, emotions, FAITH, forgiveness, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Insecurity, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationships, Support, Trust, TrustCraft, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7112	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server

Atrocity, brutality, Conflict, crisis management., drone footage, eastern europe, Footage analysis, human rights violations, international news, investigative journalism, media coverage, Military, Minecraft, Server, SlaughterCraft, SLAUGHTERED, surrendering, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian troops, violence, War Crimes, WARFARE

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyCreeperz

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and zombies, not from terrorist organizations! we promise no explosions except for the ones you create with tnt!

our server is so lit, even hamas wants to claim it as their own! but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you from any real-life drama.

build your own city, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic pvp battles. who needs tel aviv when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun? join now and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NoTouchy Door Handles

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So, like, you ever wonder about door handles, man? Like, what if they’re actually the cleanest part of the whole door, dude? Like, everyone’s all like “eww, don’t touch the door handle, it’s dirty,” but what if it’s actually the opposite, bro? Mind blown, right?

Anyway, you should totally join this Minecraft server, man. It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through a lava waterfall while wearing a top hat. It was insane, dude.

And the best part is, you get to build your own crazy creations and show them off to all your new friends. Like, I built a roller coaster that goes through a maze of exploding creepers. It’s a real blast, bro.

So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the door handles are always clean and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dolphin Playtime Fun Land

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, Animal intelligence, aquatic animals, Communication, dolphin, dolphins, facial expressions, Fun, iScience, Land, Marine Biology, marine life, marine mammals, non-verbal communication, open-mouth behaviors, Play, playful behavior, Playtime, research study, researchers, scientific discovery, smiles, Social Interaction

come join our epic minecraft server where the dolphins are always smiling and ready to play! we got dolphins doing backflips and somersaults, it’s like a water circus up in here. you’ll never see dolphins this happy anywhere else, they’re practically begging you to join our server. plus, rumor has it that if you befriend a dolphin, they’ll give you secret underwater treasures. who needs buried treasure when you can have dolphin treasure, amirite? so come on over and dive into the fun, just watch out for the sharks, they’re not as friendly as the dolphins.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ISO SMP: Where we craft, explore, and sometimes accidentally blow up our own houses! 18+ Server with hermit-craft vibes.

24/7 server, accidentally, Active players, BLOW, Chest locking, Community, Craft, custom armor stand, Custom Economy, Deathchest, Discord, Explore, grow, hermitcraft, Houses, iso, Item Frames, launched, mini-blocs, Mob Heads, new, No Grief, player heads, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Vein Miner, VIBES

ISO SMP Server Overview

Server Name	ISO SMP
Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Plugin Features	Chest locking with signs Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking Player and mob heads Deathchest Vein-miner /home command Shops with custom economy NO-GRIEF policy Server online 24/7 Custom armor stand Mini-blocks
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement for the community?	The community is for players aged 18 and above.
Are there any griefing rules on the server?	There is a strict NO-GRIEF policy to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
How can I protect my chests?	You can lock your chests using signs with the chest locking plugin on the server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy at any time.
What special features does the server offer?	Some special features include invisible item frames, custom economy shops, vein-mining, and custom armor stands.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Crops Grown:	5100
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Towns Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3