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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2735 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.
WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.
JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.
SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.
DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.