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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1788 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Crops Grown: | 5787 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.
WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.
JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.
SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.
DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.