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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5645 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.
WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.
JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.
SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.
DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.