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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Emeralds Found:	9903
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mines Excavated:	3034
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Potions Brewed:	134	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Towns Built:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchantments Applied:	54
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.