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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineSuperior

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Discover MineSuperior – your ultimate 1.20.1 Minecraft: Java Edition destination, meticulously curated by a seasoned management team dedicated to crafting an unparalleled experience for all. Embark on an adventure through multiple dimensions: from the classic allure of Survival, to the innovative challenges of Skyblock, the adrenaline-pumping intensity of Lifesteal, and the collaborative camaraderie of Towny.Immerse yourself in a dynamic realm that evolves with each passing moment, as our commitment to regular updates ensures a perpetually rejuvenated environment. However, this is not your ordinary realm; here, the boundaries of vanilla are transcended. Engage in thrilling encounters with custom-designed bosses, forge unbreakable bonds with upgradable pets, and test your mettle against waves of malevolent mobs in electrifying envoys, all for the chance to seize coveted prizes.Join us at MineSuperior and experience Minecraft as it was meant to be – a canvas for boundless creativity and unforgettable adventures, all within a community that values your journey as much as you do. Your story starts here; where will it lead?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecadia

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Minecadia, founded in 2021, is a server known for its popular Minecraft game modes, such as Factions, Skyblock, Survival, and OneBlock. Since it’s opening, Minecadia has quickly gained a reputation for providing fun, unique experiences on each. Notably, Minecadia’s Factions realm continues to break records for the game mode, all whilst the server continues to expand and develop others.Our gamemodes: – Factions – Junior Lifesteal – Skyblock – Kitmap – SurvivalIP: play.minecadia.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minecadia.com : 19132 (port) Store: https://store.minecadia.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/minecadia

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Villages Defended:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Emeralds Found:	1003	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchantments Applied:	157	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ores Mined:	3628
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6377	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Love Letters Sent:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Potions Brewed:	197	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.