KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

#youtube, can’t, comedy, Enjoy, Entertainment, fucking, funny, hilarious, humor, internet, Kek, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, reaction, Server, Share, social media, Video, viral, watch

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Farms Harvested:	234

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Potions Brewed:	196
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.