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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	7220
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Void Gems Collected:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3878	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mines Excavated:	2684	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Farms Harvested:	751

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Villages Defended:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Towns Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.