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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4374
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7197
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	816164
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	110
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Animals Bred:	88	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	118
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!