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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5220	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Star Shards Collected:	205
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1762
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Star Shards Collected:	110	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Star Shards Collected:	69	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	79
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crops Grown:	1527
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	663785
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Runes Activated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.