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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8201	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Runes Activated:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

We are fresh, we are new, we are friendly & peaceful! Welcome to Zero-Bit! We offer: ► Ranks, Crates, Voting rewards & Vote Party giveaways! ►Survival with plugins high in demand ►Skyblock with many plugins ► Dungeons ► Mini Games (cause why not) … and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2098
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Villages Defended:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Star Shards Collected:	101
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Badcraft is a Java & Bedrock vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players the purest Minecraft experience, just as the creators envisioned, free from hacks, cheats, and exploits. It ensures no modifications that alter gameplay, no teleporting, no map resets, no designated player homes, and no preset economy. All decisions are in the hands of our players. Griefing and raiding are allowed, and there are no mechanisms to prevent them. This world is truly your sandbox!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Emeralds Found:	8599	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5940
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Enchantments Applied:	74
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	267
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Items Found:	5210	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!