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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Potions Brewed:	139
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sweet Pea is a friendly Minecraft server. We offer a semi-vanilla experience with a few plugins to spice things up. We have a customized shop plugin where you can buy and sell stuff with in-game currency. A friendly community is always there when you need them and more than willing to help out with anything, big or small. We even have Discord <-> Minecraft chat so you can chat without even having to be online! Along with the listed above features, we’re constantly updating to add new features and upgrade QOL across the server. Join us now at sweetpeamc.com 🙂 Hope to see y’all online!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3537
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Zombie Dances:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	1578
Emeralds Found:	6588	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Potions Brewed:	37

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Towns Built:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4451
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Crops Grown:	3541	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”