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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

RomanMC Network (1.7 – 1.120.2) offers a premium experience for free! We are a semi-cracked server with tons of both premium and popular plugins to give you an experience of a lifetime!– Survival / Skyblock / Factions – 100+ Plugins Per Gamemode – Mob & Parkour Dungeons – McMMO – Pets That Fly! – Land Claiming + Town Claiming | 3D Subdivides – Mob Coins – 400+ Custom Enchants – Jobs – Auction Houses, Coinflips, LotteryWhat are you waiting for? Be part of our community at play.romanmc.net today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	77	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1923	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We are looking for people to join are minecraft server. SERVER NAME: Fox&theHoundSurvival SMP Difficulty-HARD Version-1.20.4Feel free to join are discord https://discord.gg/kd5Urmtf

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1187	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

• Prison <- Rank up From A-Z To Prestige • PVP <- Battle Other Players For there Loot • Parkour <- Beat Our Mid-Hard Ones For a Reward In-Game • Events <- We will host events Around the holidays and Other Times so stay tuned! • Special Commands <- Get Special Commands From our Store to Use In-Game • Auction House <- Sell Items On the server For extra $

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6741	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	4188	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3250
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.