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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Emeralds Found:	9615

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.16 Survival server that uses Optifine & a unique Resource Pack to give players decorative items, such as furniture, weapons, costumes, and more! We focus on Aesthetic builds & building a helpful and friendly community where players can relax and build. To find out more about us, Visit us on PlanetMinecraft!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

ZenithSMP is a survival multiplayer server.

– Custom Enchants – Land Claiming – Player Warps – Companions – Jobs – Upgradeable Spawners – Resource Galaxy

Be a lone wolf, team up with your friends or even make new friends and start an alliance! There’s always something to do on Zenith.

Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FunDaily

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Enchantments Applied:	174	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TTVSMP Community Server

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same exact BORING experience on every single Minecraft server you join? So were we. That’s why TTVSMP was created. We’re a survival server with MiniGames, streamers, twitch drops, alcohol brewing, economy, shops, full-scale mob dungeons, Elite Mobs, arenas, active staff, grief protection, and over 100+ plugins to make sure everyone has FUN on our server – no exceptions. All of this sound good? Join us. We are NEVER pay-to-win and never will be. TTVSMP was created in the image of what we believe to be the “old school” Minecraft experience. We are mainly a survival server, but with an astounding amount of plugins, addons, & so many things to do. We can’t describe everything we have here because we are limited, so check out our Discord!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MugroKraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

MUGROKRAFT SERVER JAVA Y BEDROCK // MULTIPLATAFORMA // CROSSPLAY

(+) Version: 1.20.1 (+) IP: 129.151.113.190:25565 (+) Survival World (+) Jobs, Lore, Clans, Warps, Marriage, Pets, Ranks, Protections, Events, Rewards, Missions, Economy, Skins, ArenaPVP, Shops and much more. (+) Para No Premium y Premium (+) His Law (+) Discord: https://discord.gg/6xWjpuUp2g

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MC Chill and Play

Survival

MC Chill and Play is a Survival based community server. Hosted on a 1.16.4 server. A group of us has tried to start up a public server to give what we never found in minecraft server experiences so Come have fun, explore, make new friends and most of all just chill and play!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BuildTheEarth

Creative, Earth, Vanilla

Server-IP: BuildTheEarth.net Version: 1.8 – 1.19

BuildThEarth.net is a server network from the BuildTheEarth project. Our mission is to fully recreate the entire Earth in Minecraft at a 1:1 scale. One block in Minecraft equates to roughly one meter in the real world, meaning that this project will fully recreate the size of our planet.

Anyone is able to join us and contribute to the largest and most expansive build project to ever have been attempted in Minecraft. Every language, nationality, and regional difference is accepted and regarded as our greatest attribute as we continue our journey to unite all of Humanity’s greatest achievements into a single Minecraft world.

Our Minecraft Server BuildTheEarth.net allows players to help building with the simplest building system out there. You can also join the BuildTheEarth Build Teams and join their servers from this network.

If you want to learn more about this project, join our discord server. You don’t need to use any mods, just join with minecraft java vanilla 1.18 – 1.16

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7598	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Frostwire Gaming Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Have you been looking for a new server? Well im sure this is the place for you! Many people call this server home due to the friendly environment put in place. A caring and compassionate owner is here 12-15 hours a day, and allways ready to help. Much of the community are friends with each-other on discord, this server creates bonds! We do not tolerate harrassement/abuse/or bigotry towards other members, rest assured that you will be taken care of as a member of this server. Features alot of our members like include(McMMO, Custom Food(We have Mcdonalds :D), Player ran shops, Ranks, and Land claims) Some more information about the custom food includes the fact that we can add anything you want, yes you heard that right, if you want certain foods added, we will add them with your input. We also have unique features due to the fact that the owner and others code things specifically for this server, so that means these features will be amazing, and allways working! We really hope you will come join us and be part of an awesome community!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Avalion

Creative, Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

It’s been the same map for 8 years. We never delete a map. What you build stays. Skyblock, Survival, Hardcore, Towni (temporarily paused), Creative. There are good people and helpful staff on the server, feel free to come and play :). Our brand new skyblock server called Ikarosz is open, come and have a look around!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	9749
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Athios

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Unique gamemode SEARCH AND DESTROY 2 Teams! 1.8 PVP Loads of kits to choose! Unique maps! Achievements, cosmetics, and more!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.