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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PlutoCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PlutoCraft

Why Should You Join? – Dedicated Community – Daily Crate Keys – In-Game Shop – Bounties – & Much More!

Join today! We will be glad to have you on! https://discord.plutocraft.net

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WatAlca

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Towny

Servidor Survival Towny OneBlock Chile Always online! Discord server: discord.gg/X3w3VvwUvc Everything personalized and innovated For chill and lively people

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LibreLand

KitPvP, Skywars, Survival

Minecraft Server » Toxicity Free » open 24/7 » Active and very friendly staff » Divers

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TwentSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla, Whitelist

TwentSMP is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 supporting all Bedrock Devices and Java. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world! IP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ZMinecraft

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Server premium and no premium 1.8.x to 1.19.x

IP Java: play.z-mc.net IP Bedrock: bedrock.z-mc.net Puerto Bedrock: 19132

Survival OP Prison OP Oneblock FullPvP Survival Vanilla Survival Keep Inventory

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Farms Harvested:	975

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WolfQueens Origins

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

A modded Origins server with over 70 Origins to choose from as well as built in Proximity Voice chat!

Origins is a new and upcoming mod allowing you to choose your Minecraft Race before joining. Different races can change your characters size, fire immunity, ability to fly, speed, spawn in the nether and many others.

On top of many different Origins, we have an improved Nether Dimension, with new ores, Biomes, mobs and bosses. There are many new variants for new food crafting, new types of ores for armor, new enchants and ward-stones to get around quicker.

Better Combat, tonnes of new weapons and opt-in Lore stories. We are an active community with a growing and friendly Discord server.

Please be sure to join the Discord if you have any issues – https://discord.gg/hkNBdzRJp2

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dxrery Networks

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Dxrery Networks is a Minecraft Towny server, with custom mod-like features and time-based ranks. We’ve been running since 2018!

– Slimefun + addons – Towny – Jobs – Quests – Player Shops – Battlepass – Time-based ranks – Level-based mobs

Everyone is welcome. We are mostly a South African community but there are members from all over the world with us. Join our Discord for more information.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LOKAPSOS

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lokapsos is a network that has existed since 2015, which has been completely renewed in 2023. Do you want to discover our games? Get in now! Now 1.20!

IP: mc.lokapsos.es

Lokapsos is a network existing since 2015, which has been completely renewed this 2023, do you want to discover our games? Enter now! Version 1.20 // NOW 1.20

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ComboCraft

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ｖｅｌｋｏ｜ｅｔｉｌＣｏｍｂｏＣｒａｆｔ．ＤＫ！ We are a Danish Minecraft server that places great emphasis on the joy of playing with others in a safe environment. The ComboCraft network is owned and run by family and we therefore have a lot of focus on everyone having a good time and thriving while playing! With us, nothing costs you money, everything is available for ingame money.

You can play 𝗠𝗠𝗣 & 𝗢𝗧oneBlock, so there’s something for everyone:

– 𝗠𝗣 server: We call this server OP-SMP mostly because it is full of fun and cool things that are not normally on a “Vanilla SMP”. There are e.g. Headdatabase, MCmmo, Backpack, Claims, VoteKeys, Option for Fly and KeepInventory, when you vote you get 2 Vote-keys 1 Fly-key and 1-KeepInventory-key, Servershop, Playershops, Elevator signs, Ranks and much much more. Here is a build world to build your base, a mining world and of course Nether and End to gather resources. OP is for all ages and skill levels. You can always choose the OP (OverPower) things from so you have the opportunity to play Minecraft exactly as you want.

– 𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯𝘪: Classic OneBlock start on an Island in the air and turn on “the magic block” build, expand, survive, but be careful not to fall into the deep!..

We look forward to welcoming YOU to the server and to the ComboCraft family! 🙂

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OPRealms

Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

OPRealms is a unique Factions server with many unique features like coinflipping, custom fishing, envoys, koths, daily rewards and much more! We have a friendly and welcoming community and an active support team, not to mention constant giveaways, and updates.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AquamarineMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to AquamarineMC! Our server has many features to make the server fun! We also got a friendly community and staffs. This server is all about making friends, chatting with other people, and more!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FantasyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Fantasycraft – Forge Your Own Legend!

Step into Fantasycraft, a fully customized realm where fantasy comes to life. This Minecraft server offers a unique MMO-style experience, taking gameplay to new heights with completely custom features.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

UnnameCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Spanish server in beta phase, we are looking for builders and staff members. It is a server in development, which seeks to create a survival experience, but something more hardcore, we have customized enchantments and different things that make the game more complicated. The numerical IP works for both. Ip Java: mc.unnamecraft.com Ip Bedrock: 164.132.200.83:25664

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	210	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AsgardServer

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft server version 1.20.1, Premium and non-premium server, vanilla, mcmmo, pets, quests, special permissions, economy, custom events. Individual protections. And many more…

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Horror Craft

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our immersive American Horror Story build showcase server! From Murder House to NYC, the entire world of American Horror Story is here! We also have 1.19 Survival, Creative Plots, Trivia, and Minigames (Coming Soon).

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.